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12/22/09 12:28 am

Hello, I am the second-high-sub-priestess and designated representative of our former cult leader.
It is with great pain and sadness that I must report our failure to sacrifice an entire goat to Shub-Niggurath for the solstice.

Our cult leader attempted to make it up to the Black Goat of a Thousand Young by suicide, but Shub-Niggurath was neither amused nor appeased.
Still, we did manage to raise seven twelfths of a goat.
I think that's why the rest of us are still alive, so that we can attempt our sacrifice again next year.

Until then, may the wrath of Shub-Niggurath haunt our dreams even as it drives our minds ever deeper toward insanity.

Ia Ia Shub-Niggurath!

12/20/09 09:14 pm - The Solstice is Upon Us!!!

Date:  December 20
Time Until Solstice:  27 hours
Amount of goat sacrificed:  7/12

Through her extensive esoteric research, our cult leader has determined that Shub-Niggurath is most closely aligned with the Central time zone. We therefore have until midnight, Central time, on December 21st (that is tomorrow) to complete our sacrifice! That is 27 hours away!

zamiel  has donated part of the goat (per his specifications, the rectum and other major organs) and has brought us up to seven of the twelve donors needed to complete our ceremony to summon the Black Goat of a Thousand Young.

He will be counted among the most favoured of Shub-Niggurath when she rises to devour us all!

But we still need 5/12 of a goat to make our nightmares a reality!

5 shares of a goat in 27 hours. Can we do it?

I think we can.

Tell everyone you know! We have twenty seven hours to find five people to donate a share of a goat!

May Shub-Niggurath's blessing be upon us that we may spread her fear and horror throughout the earth!

Help us bring Shub-Niggurath to blast every living thing on the planet!  Go forth and find our donors!  Bring them here that they might help us raise the Black Goat of a Thousand Young.  

12/14/09 11:11 am - 7 days left...

Date: December 14
Days until Solstice: 7
Amount of goat sacrificed: 6/12

wendiigo and ducttape_orisha have each donated 1/12 of a goat (ducttape_orisha has specifically donated the knees of the goat).

May each of the Thousand Young of Shub-Niggurath keep a part of you inside of them!

Your donations have brought us up to half a goat!

We welcome new friends, ducttape_orisha and p0ly_g1rl !

We are half way there with seven days remaining. Can we do it? Tell everyone! Seek out the weak-willed and coerce them into helping the cause!

Help us bring Shub-Niggurath's special flavour of holiday cheer to the world!

12/10/09 02:58 am - 1/3 of the way there!

Date: December 10
Days until Solstice: 11
Amount of goat sacrificed: 4/12

vace117 has looked into the depths of his black heart and found room for Shub-Niggurath there!

You are among the most favoured of the Black Goat of a Thousand Young. May your life be filled with Her odoriferous, sanity-blasting presence!

Let us rejoyce for vace117 's gift has brought us up to 1/3 of a goat for Shub-Niggurath!

Let us also welcome our new friend, black_rider

A prayer was sent in by funkyturtle :

Ia Ia Shub-Niggurath! Black Goat of a Thousand Young!
May your vile and putrid praises, never cease to be sung!
Let devoted cultists mumble
And civilization crumble
At the base of your vast ichor-coated Tongue!

Ia Ia Shub-Niggurath! We laud your many maws!
Your twisted face, your shifting eyes, your pointed myriad claws!
And if you find us dreaming
Let us wake up screaming
With memories vivid of your snapping jaws!

Remember: Donating is easy

Go to http://www.heifer.org/site/c.edJRKQNiFiG/b.2529663/
Buy a share of a goat.
Comment on this journal to let us know you have done so.


Want to donate as a gift for another fellow seeker of the apocalypse? Simply donate and then in your comment, tell us who you want us to remember in our prayers.

Don't have any money? Spread the word of Shub-Niggurath through every method possible - friend this journal, post links to it, tell everyone you know!

Has the Black Goat of a Thousand Young entered your dreams, inspiring you to create hideous malevolent artistic creations? Send them to us and we will use them to create Seasonal Greeting Cards for fellow followers to share with each other! Inspired to write instead? Send us your dreams, your imaginings, your poetry for Shub-Niggurath and we will post it here for all to enjoy! Email your creations to us at shub.niggurath.goat.sacrifice@gmail.com so that we might delight in the insidiousness of the Black Goat of a Thousand Young together, bringing terror and madness to everyone this holiday season!

12/6/09 02:52 am - Progress!

Date: December 6
Days until Solstice: 16
Amount of goat sacrificed: 3/12

Greetings, faithful devotees of Shub-Niggurath! There are two additional generous soon-to-be-devoured souls among us!

ms_katonic and ultharkitty have each been moved by the foul and putrid depths of their hearts to assist the cause by donating 1/12 of a goat.

Blessings of the Black Goat of a Thousand Young upon you both! Know that when She rises from her slumber you will be among the first to be devoured!

In our prayers, let us also remember zamiel who has helped to spread the word of our great cause.

A comment was made on the excellent community necronomiphiles that cards with "Shub-Niggurath is the Reason for the Season" be created. Let us all pray that the Black Goat of a Thousand Young sends us an artist who She will inspire with horrible nightmares that they might provide us with illustrations. If anyone knows of an artist who might be ripe for inspiring, please send them our way!

We welcome new friends: arisbe, die_monster, badger, ms_katonic, and zamiel

We are now 9 donations away from achieving the sacrifice. That means we have achieved 1/4 of our goal! An excellent milestone, but there is still yet more work to be done.

Go forth and spread the word of our ritual, that through our sacrifice, we can spread blight and terror this holiday season.

Let us bring the Black Goat of a Thousand Young into every home this Solstice!
Ia! Ia! Shub-Niggurath!

12/5/09 02:08 am - Ia Ia Shub-Niggurath!

Date: December 5
Days until Solstice: 17
Amount of goat sacrificed: 1/12

A message from our cult leader:

Are you tired of the saccharine plastic "cheer" that is being puked on you from every mall, television, radio show and billboard? Does hearing Christmas music when you're placed on hold drive you insane? Disgusted with the hordes scrambling to gorge themselves on the feast of commercialism, spouting "goodwill" while they elbow and trample each other to snap up the latest shiny object to make themselves feel more special than their friends?

We can help.

We are the cult of Shub-Niggurath, the Black Goat of a Thousand Young. We do not exist to bring peace, love, and joy to the universe. We seek to summon unimaginable horrors from worlds beyond understanding so that they can wreak havok on the world and remove the scourge of humanity from this earth.

On the solstice, December 21, 2009, we will sacrifice a goat to Shub-Niggurath and beg Her to spread Her hideous madness across the globe.

But to do it, we need your help. We need a goat - not just any goat, mind you, a special goat - a goat that is pure, a goat that is the most exquisite expression of goodwill available. Virgins are old hat. Sacrificial standards have gone up since the middle ages. We need a goat that is gifted with the greatest honour, kindness and love available, and gifted with the greatest altruism possible, to someone the giver does not know, will never meet and can never get anything from in return. We need to sacrifice a goat through www.heifer.org No other goat will do.

And further, the goat can not come from one person. It must come from twelve different people each giving a share of it, each donating $10 to the cause.

That is why we need you, reader of this blog page. We need you to help us sacrifice our goat to call forth the darkest mind-shattering creature that is beyond all human understanding.

To help us directly:

1. Go to http://www.heifer.org/site/c.edJRKQNiFiG/b.2529663/
2. Buy a $10 share of a goat
3. Comment here to let us know you have done so

To help us indirectly:

1. Tell at least ten people about our cause
2. Comment here to let us know you have done so in order for us to mention you in our prayers

There is no way for us to verify the truth of your statements, nor do we care who you are (feel free to comment anonymously), but please don't lie. Shub-Niggurath isn't known for Her sense of humour.

This holiday season, do something meaningful - help us summon Shub-Niggurath, the Black Goat of a Thousand Young, so that She can smite and devour every living thing on earth.

Today we received our first donation from funkyturtle . We need 11 more donors before December 21. Are you willing to make a difference? Comment and tell us what you have done to help the cause.
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